Ian Ramsey Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster School

Ian Ramsey Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster School is the current school of Both Daniel Richardson and Johan Wright. Ruled by an evil Geordie Tyrant, this school is not for the faint hearted. By regulation this school was filled with propoganda such as Newcastle football club posters everywhere and you musn't forget the roving geordie death squads.

Strangley, the school is secretly run by the illuminati under its diguise as a innocent pastafarian school. The illuminati plan to indoctronate Daniel Richardson, and recruit him back into thier ranks, but after countless attempts at this, Bear Grylls seems to stop them every time.

The evil geordie tyrant that rules the school forces the students to decipher what the N in EnviroNment is really there for.

The Geordie Tyrant once ate an entire baby for a laugh in the school staff room, although the tyrant was disciplined later by Ella the Cat, the baby was fine and grew up to become one of the worlds greatest long distance marathon runners, despite not having any legs. At some point this building was converted into the mothership of the Space Pirates fleet.

Daniel will soon leave the school and persue his life long dream of joining the French Legionairs, in an attempt to loose around 1% of his total body mass (2000Kg).