Space Pirates

Space Pirates are Daniel's class mates from the past. After 4000 years of pure exposure to Daniel, they turned into pure ravenous evil, and spend thier days patrolling the galaxy in search of revenge. Though we know little about these dangerous beings we do know that they particularly enjoy dancing.

Little is known of these space pirates, other than the fact they now have control over an entire fleet of vehicles, one of which is a mobile building, formerly known as Ian Ramsey Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster School. The spacecraft is full of laptops and PCs that the pirates use to play many games on steam, such as lego batman and Audiosurf.

The space pirates once had a major conflict with the Swing Kids, in the battle known as "The war of the yellow underpants ". During this war, the swing kids stole Daniels best yellow underpants , so he commanded the pirates to retreive them. The pirates launched a full scale artillery strike upon the Swing Kids, who only had Music to defend themselves with. The pirates managed to push their way throught the swing kids vast defences, into the treasure vault where they took the yellow underpants, as well as many other arifacts , such as the Gooey Pancake of destiny. It is estimated that around 3 billion swing kids died on that day, a minor loss for the singing and dancing Illuminati splinter group. Upon returning the underpants Daniel rewarded the Space Pirates with gift certificates for The Cracker Barrell.