Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls is an adventurer. He currently works as a technology teacher at Ian Ramsey Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster School.

When he's not building safe alarms and electronic dice, he is out on adventures tackling evil , one jar of piss at a time.

From time to time he will team up with the sniper for his jarate. Together, they can only be stopped by Chuck Norris.

Bear, recently ziplined off a bridge in Newcastle Upon Tyne , whilst carrying the olympic torch. Once he got back on solid ground, he was grabbed by a small ugly looking woman and forced to pass on the torch flame. Due to her actions, this woman is now dead because bear decided to eat her. The people of Newcastle learned never to grab Bear roughly, you need to be gentle with him.

‎''"Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. It is no more or less than faith in action." - ''Bear Grylls