Johan Wright

Jonah Wright AKA Barney The Dinosaur (born Markus"Notch" Persson) is Swedish panckake maker. He was been making pancakes for over 300 centuries and they still have the same great taste.

Despite living for over 300 centuries, Johan is infact only 16 years old. Johan however does not let his age get in the way of furfilling his life long ambition of becoming the worlds greatest Pop star.

Johan currently attends Ian Ramsey Chucrch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster School. Ruled by an evil Geordy Tyrant, Johan's school days aren't easy, they are made worse because along with his other torments he has been enslaved to be a swedish punching bag for the rest of his days.

Against general opinion Johan is not a pure bred swedianiese he is in fact parts of many countries such as but not limited to Kenyan,English,Swedish,French,Romanian and Greek.

Contrary to popular belief, Johan did not create minecraft , he did however create peanut butter.

In 1935 Johan developed a chronic addiction to Bananas which saw him sprial out of control before eventuly attacking George Bush with a packet of banana flavoured midget gems and a foam giraffe.

Last year in 2010 Johan was sighted flying across the american, canadian border. He was shot at by multiple rockets, but they failed to stop him as he gained access to canada. Once in canada he stole some MnMs from a convenience store. Being classed as a major crime in Canada, Johan was met with the entire canadian army (3 Men and a goose). Overwhelmed, Johan Turned himself into a crystal. Johan is still in the same spot today, waiting until its safe. Many people beleive that he will join up with the rest of the legion of Doughnuts to stop the events of the 21st December 2012.