The Mexican Saga

A less commonly know fact about Daniel, is that he infact founded mexico, during the spanish war of independence. He stole most of the citezens of spain and deposited them into a large wasteland, today known as Mexico. Daniel ruled as a tyrant and stole money from the poor, in the hopes that one day he would be able to buy hair growth elixer, and grow a tremendousley long beard. Sadly, Daniel's rule came to a sudden halt as his mother discovered what he was doing, and took away his pocket money for 2 weeks. While daniel wallowed in his sorrows, he forgot that he was the president of Mexico (in that time it was named New Danielencoland). During this time, a revolution began to stir in mexico, which began "The war of the butterflies" (Nobody truly knows why it is called this). During the war of the butterflies, Daniel waged war with the revolutionaries for 60 years, but evetually the casuaties were so high, Daniel gave up, and went back to watching Dragonball Z.

The Battle of Hoover Damn
During the war of the butterflies, Daniel's forces held Hoover Damn in the Mojave, and it grew to be Daniel's last stand in the war. When the revolutionary forces marched on hoover damn, Daniel got very scared. The battle waged on for 3 years, during which Daniel's forces started starving due to the prolonged siege. The enemy commander "Legate L'anus" decided he would give them a fair chance and catapulted 24 cows into hoover damn. While Daniel's forces had a mighty feast, the revolutionaries managed to sneak into hoover damn with a giant wooden penguin. When Daniel woke up in the morning, he noticed the penguin, and prompty went insane. The revolutionaries plan hideously backfired as Daniel ate the entire penguin, and then fell asleep. Daniel's forces ran out of moral and eventually just gave hoover damn to the enemy. Daniel was thrown into the river and sailed downstream to Canada where he unsucessfully attempted to eat all of the maple trees.