The Legend of El Encurido

It was a cold dusty night in New Danielcoland and Daniel was being his usual tyrant self. "WHERE'S MY FOOD" he demanded but Daniel had already eaten all the food in the kingdom. Daniels hunger could never be stopped he ate everything and everyone. But that day a story reached Daniel the story of El Encurido a pickle that could fulfill any hunger. Daniel then made it his life long quest to seek out El Encurido and devour him.

Later that day Daniel set out in search of the lengendary El Encurido, he left with nothing but his trusty donkey Stever (because everybody knows you can't get a horse in Mexico(New Danielcoland)), a carriage full of food and 100 slaves to do all the work. Daniels journey was long and trieing even though daniel didn't do any of the work he was exhausted. By the time his slaves had dragged him to the nearest town Daniel had already eaten all the food and 23 of the slaves.

After Daniel had restocked he ventured on in seach of El Encurido. It wasn't long before all the slaves had died of exhaustion and starvation. But then the most incredible thing happend, Daniel stood up and began to walk. He hobbled on and on untill his feet started to bleed then continued hobbeling. It took Daniel 2 years to corner El Encurido. Daniel cornered him at Abasido Peak where the great battle of 19 diggedy 7 took place.

Daniel started by letting out a huge burp (his battle cry) he then charged at El Encurido his face red with fury. El Encurido looked terrified at the sight of a fat blob running at him, but slowly moved slightly to the left to avoid the attack, this caused Daniel to stumble and fall. El Encurido then reached for his sword and began to slash Daniel's back but this had no effect as his fat absorbed each blow. Then as quick as a fat guy could possibly be Daniel lept up and took a bite out of his foes right ear. El Encurido staggerd backwards pickle juice dripping on the floor and let out a cry before charging towards Daniel. The battle continued for 2 years before El Encurido shot Daniel in the knee with his bow. This caused Daniel to crash to the ground causing a danielquake. El Encurido stood above Daniel getting ready to finish him but the Daniel uttered the words Fus Ro Da which let out a huge force sending El Encurido flying backwards. Daniel used this as an oppertunity to escape he sucked his arms, legs and head into his body turing himself into a perfet cylinder and rolled away. All though Daniel was defeted then he swore revenge and legend says that they will meet again under the flags of the old and new world where one of them will meet their end.